May 2013
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
jaymesmcguiness:
KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD
THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
nicklugo:
I appreciate good looking people of all genders
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r-amp:
itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
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the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
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queenriversong:
[aggressively ships River and the Doctor through all of time and space]
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casinpanties:
reasons i like cas:
he thinks he’s really funny sometimes and ‘laughs’ at his own jokes
he squints a lot
he likes classical music
he tries really hard
he acknowledges his mistakes
he is kind and understands the value of being kind
he looks after little things like honey bees and crying babies
he’s a huge dork
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purpleturtlezflrs:
giveme-brandy-onmybreath:
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onlyeverrory:
why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia
because it does their job better than them
my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments
half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
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